Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Redneck Know-how

From the Sydney Morning Herald letters page this morning (http://www.smh.com.au/letters/index.html) :

Redneck know-how: I'm surprised the shuttle scientists in Florida are having trouble keeping the foam from flying off. As any southern redneck knows, there are only two laws of physics. One is: "If something moves which shouldn't had oughta, strap it down with duct tape." (The other is: "If something won't move when it shoulda, spray it with WD-40.")
John Brown, Castle Hill

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