Headlines I'd right

A large number of Guambat's posts have been inspired simply by the desire to rewrite a headline on a news item he'd read.

For instance, these two below (we'll see if this turns up again as a repeating post theme):

OBAMA NOT A TWIT, instead of:

A President Goes Friending

President Obama will not twit, I have been authoritatively informed. Or should that be tweet? Unsure about the correct verb form for sending Twitter messages, I turned for guidance to my authoritative ....

GOOGLE GETS MY GOAT, instead of:

Bleat that: Google outsources goats to mow, fertilise lawns

Internet-Age innovator Google is taking advantage of an old-time principle. It has brought in about 200 of the grazers to munch fields around its campus in Mountain View. California is prone to fires and years of drought have ....