Here's a thousand words that just escape me
But wait, regrettably there's more. I got the link to that from this:
"I saw an interesting toy on Amazon for all you who want to get your kids to become TSA employees when they get older." http://sonofbarry.blogspot.com/2005/09/time-off-allows-me-to-see-just-how.html
WARNING: That is one VERY disturbing site. I'm serious, and you have been warned. You don't have to go there.