Popping and Smacking may just be illegal (if done for money rather than religion, perhaps)

Referring back to my suggestion that we encourage christocrats to pop and smack themselves http://guambatstew.blogspot.com/2005/08/did-god-smite-or-smack.html,

I want to add a disclaimer that you should get advice from your lawyer before doing so:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/big-smack-bust/2005/08/09/1123353318767.html